Owl City, New Moon, Skittles, Twicurls and conferences...

Ugh, hola bitchez...I'm hella bored right now, it's that time of the year of the month. Yep, that's right. Conferences. So we get out of school at 10:30 :)
Ahh...nothin' like listening to Owl City and eating skittles...some crazy cores thing..."Two flavors in each piece!" wtf? I really don't feel like doing my homework tomorrow. So, I saw New Moon on friday and it sucked...BLOOD!! I LOVED NEW MOON IT WAS SO EPIC!!! Woo! Taylor Lautner is so fiine!! But seriously, what was with that movie they saw..."Punch Face"? Such an f-ed up name! And it sounded stupid! "Put your gun down or I'll blow your fricken face off!" What. The. Hell. I need to see New Moon again but my mom won't let meeee!!! Why?! I think Dakota Fanning did such a good job! Yay! Thank you for not screwing up Jane! She's one of my favorite characters :D I hated how the movie ended! Edward: Marry me then THE END!! I mean, I know what's gonna happen but still! Seeing it is different than reading it! You know what I haven't done in a long time? Watched a Twicurls video...I think I'll go do that! Bye!

And all is well in the land of gummy bears,
Cullencrazyninja

10 more dayz!

Oh my God!!!! 10 more days till New Moon!! Holy shit!! Are you going to the midnight showing? I am!! Ha ha, bitchezzz! Well, I don't know that fer sure but I hope so... Well, I don't know what to talk about....Oh yeah! Have you heard Taylor Swift's song called "Monologue Song(la la la)"?
If you watch SNL then I know you have! DON'T LIE TO ME DOUCHE! I can't decide if my favorite part was when she dissed Joe Jonas, or when she said something about dating Taylor Lautner♥..I mean, come on, are they or aren't they?! I think they'd make a good couple....ugh! Just say you're dating already mofo's!! So I just made my first friend on here! (Hi Ms. Anonymous) Is it weird that I don't know who my friend is? And I thought eating a muffin was the most exciting part of my day....Well, I'm gonna go cuz I really gotta piss.
Bye!!!!!

I ate a muffin! ,

Cullencrazyninja

Hello World!

Yo peeps,

Hello and welcome to my blog! I know you're probably wondering what this is and here's your answer: it's the coolest-full-of-shit blog you'll ever read! Now, you're probably thinking "If this blog is full of shit, then I don't want to read it!" WRONG! You do want to read it!! Because, this blog isn't full of just any shit, it's full of awesome shit! So you can come here daily even though I'll probably only update weekly to see what awesomeness I'm up to! And no, I did not forget to take any meds this morning, sometimes my friends and I think I'm naturally high(that's possible, right?). And here's a little message to people who don't want to read my awesome shit blog: You bastard! You killed Kenny!!
Bye!!!

I'm goin to South Park assholes! ,
Cullencrazyninja